So, Guy Walks Up to the Bar, and Scalia Says... - New York Times http://www.times.com/2005/12/31/politics/31mirth.html?hp&ex=1136005200&en=1a35bc2f8ef21419&ei=5094&partner=homepage

So, Guy Walks Up to the Bar, and Scalia Says... - New York Times: "'Recently I lost my luggage,' Justice Kennedy said. 'I had to go to the lost and found at the airline, and the lady said has my plane landed yet.'

'[Laughter.]'"